I am….
an over analytical, neurotic, hot mess.
a cup cake whore.
arch nemesis of bad mannered boys.
hater of the color orange.
a lover of my pink kitchen and hello kitty bathroom….yea, judge me.
Oh, and I live in the field of dreams middle of nowhere.

Oh Maddie, as if we weren’t already destined to be friends over our hatred of all things Twilight… I too, have had a pink kitchen (was SO sad when I had to move…), am the proud owner of a Hello Kitty alarm clock, toaster, and shower curtain. I wanted the full blown bathroom, but the live-in boy at the time pretty much said no. The fuschia bedroom was apparently enough for him.
So amused with your blog! Keep it up! The nuances of everyday life have been getting to me and comming across your blog cracked me up.
Thank you so much=) I always love getting feed back like that!
Hey there! Thanx for the comment on my 3d movies piece…your right im just kidding myself, yes deep down i want face to face movies as well…!
I swear your blogs just keep getting better and better every time that I read them. Your Twilight one was hilarious, though sadly Edward Cullen was hot to me. I have no life obviously..lol. Keep up the great work.
A happy reader in Fountain, CO
Stacey D, you are too sweet! Thank you=)
So you know Mariah Scary has a TOTAL Hello Kitty ROOM, right? I remember seeing it on Cribs. So far I have the Band aids, socks and iPhone wallpaper. I did really want the tv. It’s so cute and pink.
Note: sorry if any of you are Mariah fans…I can not help you.
I just stumbled across your blog. Super funny…we might have been twins in another life except you probably spell better.
alinotalli.wordpress.com
Keep up the good work!
Awesome about you section. I am putting my blog as private. What’s your e-mail address – email me at megsie1979@gmail.com
Thanks!
Ali: haha, i like your style. twins is a possibility…ya never know
I think I’m in love with your literary style and brutal forthrightness.
thanks, dauntless=)
Do you know who else really likes Hell Kitty? … Mariah Carey…just sayin’
Just ran across your blog, I believe through twitter. Anyway, this shit is hysterical. Reminds me of myself, I am in the middle of menopause (not that menopause is the resemblance) but it has made me clumsy as all get out. I also have apparently become mentally challenged (retarded) since the onset of this damn shit. Unlike you I cannot become pregnant, so I do not need to buy the pill, I do however have to spend zillions of dollars on old people medication now!
Love your blog, will bookmark and read it often.
jodi- thanks for reading (and thinking i’m funny!) i can relate with the becoming retarded thing too. seriously, i think male doctors put stupid pills in my birth control sometimes. haha. glad to have you as a reader! checking out your etsy site now=)
So I just previously commented on a post of yours, but I have to say that your blog is awesome and wildly entertaining. I am so happy that I came across it. I could probably sit here all day and indulge in every post, and that very well may happen. Welcome to my blog roll.
Best,
Hannah Katy