Really TLC? Really? Remember when you had normal shows like “A Wedding Story” and “A Baby Story?” I loved those. I loved the wedding story one because I have an unhealthy obsession with weddings. I loved the baby story because it scared me from ever wanting children (as did years of babysitting.) Nowadays, it seems [...]
Archive for the ‘Inappropriate is my Middle Name’ Category
I’m due for a good rant.
Posted in Dear Human Race, Sometimes you disappoint me., Disinclined to be Classy, Inappropriate is my Middle Name, Randomness on December 22, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Go suck an egg…an Easter egg, of course!
Posted in Dear Human Race, Sometimes you disappoint me., Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., I should utilize my time better, Inappropriate is my Middle Name, Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa., My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas, This shit is almost guaranteed to get me hate mail. Sweet! on April 10, 2009 | 18 Comments »
Ok, so I don’t know if someone is playing a joke on me or what, but do you guys remember me talking about that annoying campus preacher? Well, someone who claims to be him read and commented on my blog. I’m not really sure how the hell this person found my blog though. Perhaps he [...]
What’s this? Oh, it’s nothing…it’s just a little gonorrhea. I picked it up over spring break. Want some?
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., I think I'm funny, Inappropriate is my Middle Name, Oh Boys!, Randomness on March 30, 2009 | 23 Comments »
So, it has become very apparent to me that my stats go way down the less I talk about my vagina. Maybe it’s because you pervy kids all go home at night and look at porn and you google the word “vagina” or “fire crotch” until it leads you to my blog. Hey, I’m not [...]
This is a super random post. Sorry about that.
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., Inappropriate is my Middle Name, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on March 27, 2009 | 9 Comments »
So, I was riding the bus back from my meeting yesterday (which went pretty well, thanks for asking!) and I was sitting there with my friend Amie, silently judging people with my eyes. It’s what I do. It’s also a reason I love taking the bus. I’m a total people watcher and if that were [...]
