I totally forgot to type up this play by play between the pharmacist and me in one of my more recent blogs so, here it is. I told it to my best friend on the phone the other night and she was in just about as much awe of what I said as you readers [...]
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I’m kind of a shit show…
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on August 3, 2009 | 8 Comments »
One of my favorite stories to pass onto people is the story of why hard liquor is no longer a friend of mine. I never really drank in high school with the exception of possibly three times in which a margarita at a friends house was involved which typically ended after two drinks and passing [...]
Humiliation…For the Win!
Posted in I have issues..., My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on July 16, 2009 | 23 Comments »
So, yesterday, I got this wild hair up my butt to go to the beach. I don’t know why I decided to go. The beach and I are never friends. I have a bikini top that my boobs need to be shoved into, i leave with sand in unpleasant places, and i more often than [...]
LA is full of pretty people…and me
Posted in My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Oh Boys!, Randomness on June 24, 2009 | 21 Comments »
I know I probably shouldn’t be writing shit like this considering this guy might read my blog, but here goes. I recently moved to Los Angeles as many of you know. Why did I make this move? Well, I made a decision based on a penis I was fond of. Isn’t that how all good [...]
Oh, hello strangers!
Posted in I have issues..., I think I'm funny, It's all in the family, My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness on May 10, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Hey there readers. Sorry I’ve been gone for a while from le blog de Maddie. I’ve been busy being taken up the butt by my final exams and the stresses of moving. You know what else is stressful? Moving back home. With your parents. Luckily, I’m only going to be home in Colorado for four [...]
While we are on the topic of bunnies, I should mention my Boyfriend
Posted in I have issues..., I think I'm funny, My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Randomness on April 16, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I was looking over Stephanie’s blog and stalking her adorable knitting via etsy and I couldn’t help but notice how cute her bunny Roland was. It got me thinking back to my former pets. My parents weren’t really dog people. If we wanted to pet a puppy dog, our parents let us go over to [...]
If I went to a sperm bank for a loan, I think I would get turned away…and for good reason
Posted in I have issues..., I think I'm funny, It's all in the family, My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on April 13, 2009 | 17 Comments »
So all of this talk about Easter got me thinking of what an awesome parent I will become someday. Why? Because I am going to give it to my kids straight. I believe in exposing them to the real world at an early age. I learned this technique from my brother. When he drives past [...]
Go suck an egg…an Easter egg, of course!
Posted in Dear Human Race, Sometimes you disappoint me., Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., I should utilize my time better, Inappropriate is my Middle Name, Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa., My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas, This shit is almost guaranteed to get me hate mail. Sweet! on April 10, 2009 | 18 Comments »
Ok, so I don’t know if someone is playing a joke on me or what, but do you guys remember me talking about that annoying campus preacher? Well, someone who claims to be him read and commented on my blog. I’m not really sure how the hell this person found my blog though. Perhaps he [...]
