Finally! Wednesday is here which means my favorite tv shows are on and it’s a snow day! Classes got cancelled, which is always good. I needed a break from this week. If you follow me on twitter you would know how bad my Monday had gone. Last week I managed to trip and fall (over [...]
Archive for the ‘No one really needs to know these things’ Category
This is my life. For realsies.
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., No one really needs to know these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on December 9, 2009 | 14 Comments »
I couldn’t form sentences today, so I made a list instead…
Posted in Dear Human Race, Sometimes you disappoint me., Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., I should utilize my time better, I think I'm funny, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on October 19, 2009 | 19 Comments »
I’m twenty-two years old and about to graduate. I have no idea what I want to do with my life or if I even want to work in the field that I studied in. oddly enough, I’m ok with this….for now. I’m predicting a meltdown soon though.
My college professor came to class today with jeans [...]
I’m kind of a shit show…
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on August 3, 2009 | 8 Comments »
One of my favorite stories to pass onto people is the story of why hard liquor is no longer a friend of mine. I never really drank in high school with the exception of possibly three times in which a margarita at a friends house was involved which typically ended after two drinks and passing [...]
I. Am. Dumb.
Posted in "F" My Life Friday, I have issues..., I should utilize my time better, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness on July 24, 2009 | 3 Comments »
So, I discovered last night that when you eat spicy foods before you go to bed, it doesn’t tend to end well. It’s not that I ate kung pao chicken or anything at ten o’clock at night, but I did drink some spicy V8 juice that the boy brought home. He wasn’t feeling well and [...]
Oh, hello strangers!
Posted in I have issues..., I think I'm funny, It's all in the family, My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, No one really needs to know these things, Randomness on May 10, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Hey there readers. Sorry I’ve been gone for a while from le blog de Maddie. I’ve been busy being taken up the butt by my final exams and the stresses of moving. You know what else is stressful? Moving back home. With your parents. Luckily, I’m only going to be home in Colorado for four [...]
Dear Sydney, Fuck you. xoxo-Maddie
Posted in Disinclined to be Classy, I have issues..., I should utilize my time better, I think I'm funny, No one really needs to know these things, Sometimes, I have a serious side., This sh*t is bananas on April 17, 2009 | 19 Comments »
Typically, I’m not a very emotional person. I rarely ever cry. Seriously, you would have to beat me over the head and threaten to kill my loved ones in order to get a tear rolling down my cheek. This has not been the case lately. Hallmark commercials? Make me cry. A friend saying something nice? [...]
Mom? Dad? Meet my new boyfriend…his nickname is Killer.
Posted in Dear Human Race, Sometimes you disappoint me., I should utilize my time better, My life might be easier if I didn't let people know that I think these things, No one really needs to know these things, Oh Boys!, Randomness, This sh*t is bananas on April 8, 2009 | 25 Comments »
Okay, so I saw the most AMAZING special on television the other day and I just knew I had to share it with all of you. I got home from finishing up my day and put on some sweats and curled up on the couch with my macbook. I flipped on the tv because no [...]